I'm a decepticon a master deceptionist
she wants the boss. I'm the receptionist.
Hold up! I could fill that deficit
She looked at me like who the fuck you messin with?
Five one with them nice slim thighs
pair of light brown eyes, and a high beam smile
god damn! Got me checking for a heart beat
chick so cold she could probably raise an army.
Baby let me be your professional lieutenant,
misses beautiful cynic, I gotta know. Can I hit it?
Shes lookin at me droolin on the floor. Wait a minute.
She started leaning in like she was slipping me them digits
Then my heart jumped outta my chest.
I said I’ll shoot you a text when I get off and we can try and connect
but shit went south once she got herself a drink
she started whisperin in my ear tellin me exactly what she thinks.
You're too nerdy and I dont like that
I'm too skinny and you're too fat!
the DJ's spinning but I don't like rap
you were lookin for a girl and I just want a night cap
Well later on that night as we were riding in the cab
she started asking me some q’s and I fell right into the trap
a lion or a tiger I wanna get her to the pad
but baby girl don't wanna think that I got it in the bag
Mona Lisa why don't you smile?
She looked at me like a parent that was beating their child
I wanna scream but I'm feelin like I still might have a shot
plus its past last call and now im racing with a clock
well damn baby girl go ahead and flirt a little
caught me lookin so hard I know it had to hurt a little
You could run, but then that shirt’ll jiggle
lookin out the window I could swear I heard a little giggle
Whats up she let me it for one night
lookin like she brought a pocket knife to a gun fight
typically I wouldnt say that I'm the hit and run type
but she's the type of girl that turns to stone in the sunlight.
Well you're too bitchy and I don't like that
I'm a nice guy and you just gotta a nice rack
the DJ's spinning and damn I love rap
I used to want a girl but now i just want a nightcap
credits
from Where It's Cloudy,
released November 22, 2011
Written and Preformed. Mouse Powell
Produced. Make Sense
Recorded, Mixed, and Engineered. ILL AL for AOTA Recordings
supported by 5 fans who also own “Can't Get Enough”
The TeacherRapperHero takes on the evil Slick in this hip-hop retelling of the classic 8-bit Beat-em-Up. Great rhymes and samples. If only this album was finished fully! Aaron "ProtoBusterSwrd" Rodriguez